Madam Olivia’s Blog
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Crown Escorts Favourite Erotic Quotes
We asked our beautiful Crown escorts from Sydney and Melbourne to give us one line to sum up how they feel about the erotic side of life. They came back with some very naughty, but alas unpublishable, sentences. So we sent them off again and here is what they came back with…. beautiful pearls of…
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Hermès Birkin – The Australian Escorts Favourite Handbag
Icon of style, symbol of fashionista taste, bloody expensive bag – it has to be the one and only Hermès Birkin – the ultimate arm-candy for the show-off escort looking to impress. What do Sydney or Melbourne Escorts love on their arm apart from a handsome man? It has to be a Birkin. With its…
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8 Classic Erotic Books You Must Read Before You…
Last year we dumped 8 classic novels on the crimson silk-sheeted bed of our Madame Olivia and asked her to review them for you – so after many long nights she returned the books, somewhat dog-eared and sticky. Introducing the Crown Escorts Guide to the 8 best erotic books in no particular order. Sappho: A New Translation The…
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5 Best Seafood Restaurants in Sydney
What girl doesn’t love to be wined and dined in style? And when it comes to world class seafood restaurants Sydney stands amongst the very best cities in the world to quaff a half on the half shell or beluga up your sesame seed wafer. Gentlemen…. here is the Crown escort’s guide to the very best in…
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10 Romantic Tips
TIP 1 – How often do you tell the woman you desire that she is beautiful? You are beautiful. It’s the other three little words you really can’t do without. Of course you need to mean it otherwise you would just be being weird. But not to say it when you are thinking it is…
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9 Very Expensive Watches
There’s no denying it – gentlemen of discernment and taste love very expensive watches. So be prepared to spend the equivalent of a mortgage and then some as Crown Escorts takes you on a trip into the world of watches, desire and avarice with our reviews on 9 little time keepers we think are keepers. Big…
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Sexy Australian Escorts
6 sexy escorts tell all Sex is adult playtime. It’s fun but it requires consideration and respect of your fellow play mates. So don’t throw the toys or get in a strop and go off and play on your own. No, you need to always be caring and sharing and thinking of others first and…
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The Best Clubs In Melbourne
Crown Escorts, though sophisticated, well-mannered and beautiful, are not shy of the occasional visit to the dance floor or the cocktail bar. So we ran a straw poll on which were the girls 5 favourite clubs in Melbourne and came up with this list of good time haunts. 1.THERAPY Therapy is Saturday night in Melbourne. It’s crazy…
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Margarita – The Escorts Favourite Cocktail
The Margarita is one king of a cocktail. Here is Crown Escorts top Margarita advice. The Margarita is a favorite drink of the Mexican drug baron, the film producer and the retired hedge-fund manager. It’s status as the cocktail that means you plan to take the night very seriously is unrivaled. But then when ever…
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The 10 Sexiest Films Ever
This month the beautiful escorts at Crown did their very own straw pole on the 10 sexiest films ever. Here’s the list in no particular order of the most popular films of the girls. We had to leave out some classics and a few that were just too naughty even to mention but here is…
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Top 5 Sex Tips for Men
Crown Escorts top 5 sex tips for men to bring maximum satisfaction to your partner. Hiring a top class Australian escort is a great luxury and an opportunity to really go to town and enjoy yourself. Our top 5 sex tips for men will get you well on the way to a hot and sexy time…
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Gigantic green butt plug on public display
There is a gigantic green butt plug on public display in the middle of Paris. The 24-foot inflatable contraption has been standing in the historic Place Vendome, one of the city’s most treasured squares and has been hit by the Green Butt Plug Controversy. Radical American artist Paul McCarthy recently installed an extremely large inflatable…